|I may not be chasing pussy, but it sure is chasing me!!!
||[May. 30th, 2004|07:10 am]
"Oh Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!!!" |
Okay, let me explain this. We have a lesbian cat. Two of them actually. One is fixed. The other is not. (She will be on June 7th...If she survives that long!!!)
This is Catherine's second round of heat in a 3 week period. My god, I'm gonna go insane. See, she's fixated on me. I swear. Doesn't do it to my roomates...just me. I keep saying "Go away, you aren't quite what I had in mind when I said I preferred pussy!!!"
She follows me up the stairs, down the stairs, and heaven forbid I go to the bathroom. She goes absolutely freakin' ape shit on the door or, as I leave it open on most occasions, she really starts a display the minute my pants hit my knees. So, today I discovered that she isn't just interested in female humans, but Sarah (the fixed cat) mounted her. Off and on all evening, those two have been engaging in some serious kitty-porn.
Now, I have a water-gun....I don't even have to shoot to get her to flee in terror of the Big Bad Scary Dyke with the Gun. Which I'm not sure is so much fun anymore. I kinda liked making the pussy wet so easily!!!! (Okay, that was just crude, I know, but get over it!!!)
I'm soooo annoyed with her. It seems she has slunk off somewhere to take a nap and I'm guessing I better close the door and get some sleep while I can, cause she'll be screaming for me on a moment's notice that "The cute human is awake!!!". Which also translates into "Time to Make Holly More Insane than she Already Was!"
*sigh*.......Feline lust is a scary thing, I tell you. Just.....plain....scary.