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[Nov. 30th, 2004|11:03 pm]
Sichernde_Seele
Totally snagged from midnitelvrgrl

Too funny....

Computer Bumper Stickers We'd Like To See.....

1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

2. <-------- The information went data way --------

3. The name is Baud...James Baud.

4. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.

9. E Pluribus Modem

10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?

13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.

14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.

21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

22. "640m ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

27. Hit any user to continue.

28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
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From: _dahne_
2004-12-01 12:09 am (UTC)
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?


Y
Y
Y
Y
Y



Dammit, it's not working!
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From: chumas
2004-12-01 01:32 am (UTC)
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

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Warning - 6 pack limit reached!
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[User Picture]From: a_little_rain
2004-12-01 05:51 am (UTC)
ah ha ha ha .... geek humor :)... scary because I get it all :)
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From: aka_baphomet
2004-12-01 06:23 am (UTC)

Misquote..

22. "640m ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

that was 640KB
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[User Picture]From: yarha
2004-12-01 06:49 am (UTC)

Re: Misquote..

Well, that was a long time ago and the bytes might have spawned by now. :p

Yarha, 2 Bits, 4 Bits, 6 Bits a Buck
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[User Picture]From: sichernde_seele
2004-12-01 10:53 am (UTC)

Re: Misquote..

copy/paste....mostly teh pwn...

sometimes...not so much...

*hugs da baph*
How are you and the fam, dear?

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[User Picture]From: slavescreams
2004-12-01 08:28 am (UTC)
lovin number 12

*yoink*
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[User Picture]From: not_hothead_yet
2004-12-08 01:00 am (UTC)

suggested by my first-born

"I brake for question marks"

(EQ2 reference)

cracks me up whenever I think about it.
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[User Picture]From: sichernde_seele
2004-12-08 01:10 am (UTC)

Re: suggested by my first-born

LOL. I haven't seen EQ2 yet...so I don't quite get the reference. Send me a screenshot!

*hugs*
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[User Picture]From: not_hothead_yet
2004-12-17 08:02 pm (UTC)

Re: suggested by my first-born

I have no hosting to use to send the screenshot so I'll just tell you; queston marks are harvesting nodes that have collectables. Since there are (so far) over 100 collections to be done (known anyway) question marks are highly sought after with people spending hours circling a 10'x10' area (game dimensions) waiting for one to pop only to harvest the same 3 collection pieces they already own.
So you can imagine, your avatar is running along at SoW speed but you see a little question mark alongside the path and end up screeching to a halt and sprinting over, hoping to be the first person to harvest it. I've seen people stop to harvest question marks in the middle of battle, even dying! (okay yeah I did the same a couple of times but I haven't died yet)
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