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I just have to share.. [Nov. 14th, 2004|01:57 am]
Sichernde_Seele
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |For My Lover - Tracy Chapman (Too freakin' funny)]

Names have been changed to protect the innocent....or...maybe not so innocent.


SublimeHeartache: You around?
************: yo
SublimeHeartache: I have another question about waxing for you...
************: lol ok
SublimeHeartache: So I'm scheduled Thursday for my first. They had 3 options. Bikini, Playboy and Brazillian...now...
SublimeHeartache: I chose playboy
************: hrm. haven't heard of playboy...
SublimeHeartache: But I can't find a definitive answer on exactly *what* that is.
************: im gonna guess it doesn't involve ass crack
SublimeHeartache: crap. LOL
************: probably not too late to change your mind
************: i know it can't get any more thorough than brazilian. they do EVERYTHING for that
SublimeHeartache: Yeah, I'd kinda like to keep the landing strip...LOL
************: cept the area right above your clit, before the white skin turns pink, you know? she recommended i don't get that done because it's too painful
************: yeah i got a little landing strip left. it was still called a brazilian because they still did the booty
SublimeHeartache: I don't mind them doing the booty..
SublimeHeartache: I just don't want to be totally bald.
************: well the triangle region, the part thats visible when you're just standing naked, is the most painful part IMO
************: the butt actually wasn't bad.


And the gem of the entire conversation....

************: well trust me you're going to be calling out her name during the wax. at some point you'll decide that if she doesn't make that thing TOTALLY worth it she's dumped no matter how much you love her lol

I love you, dear. Thanks for the uproarious laughter that I couldn't share with the one other person in the office. I think he would have run screaming if I'd told him what I was laughing my ass off about.
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[User Picture]From: sichernde_seele
2004-11-14 07:11 am (UTC)
*giggle* Yeah, I suppose all the "freaks" would have put two and two together.

Did you expect to get *me* when you met Nate? LMAO.



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[User Picture]From: sichernde_seele
2004-11-14 08:06 am (UTC)
Oh dear. That must have been slightly shocking...
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From: yankeelass
2004-11-14 04:17 am (UTC)
Im very frightened! Holly and wax just don't go together!
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[User Picture]From: sichernde_seele
2004-11-14 07:13 am (UTC)
HAHAHA....Holly and razors just don't get along anymore.

And I spent an entire night sitting on someone's back porch making wax mittens from candles....I like wax!!!

The jury isn't back in yet on how I'll feel about wax in that area...I'll let ya know. LOL
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From: chumas
2004-11-14 04:25 am (UTC)
Keep some hair. Lovers appreciate something with which to wipe our faces on when we get done fiendishly teasing a clit for a few hours. *evilly grins and cackles*

Okay, time to go to work. Someone kick me in the head? Please?
:| Damn.
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